A women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are you ready to go home yet?
At the office copy machine: “Reproducing eh? Can I help?”
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
Checking to see if you’re the right size.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your  pants.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you  wanna go upstairs and talk?

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Have you ever had your belly- button licked?…(Yes)…From the inside?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you want to see something swell?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Excuse me, have I f**ked you yet?
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? Excuse me.
Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? HEY! What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
Hey babe…can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey babe…can you suck-start a Harley?
Hey babe…do you realise that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies. Hi, how are you?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna f**k?
Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a women masturbate with these two  fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said: “Smile if you want to  sleep with me.” And watch them try to hold back their laugh.
I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
I love you. I want to marry you. Now f**k my brains out.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels — NOW!
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to call your mother and thank her.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
I would kill or die to make love to you.
I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
I’d look good on you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I’m a hurdle do you want to jump me? I’m Irish.
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Look at the tag in her shirt and say: “I want to see if you were really made in  heaven.”
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover.”
My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
Sex is a killer…want to die happy?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So… How am I doin’?
That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow  morning.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Wanna f**k like bunnies?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put  them in your eyes.
What do you like for breakfast?
What’s the difference between a blow job and lunch? “I dunno.” “GREAT! Let’s do  lunch!”
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing  that pops up?
With your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I  fingered you long enough you would cum.”
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I  want?
Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer scotch and sofa?
Would you like to dance or should I go f**k myself again?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in the book. So what’s  one more?
Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your face or MINE!?
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Do you like my belt buckle? (Any response is okay) It would look better against  your forehead!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your  belly button…
Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
I’m bigger and better than the Titanic… only 200 women went down on the  Titanic…
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes,  divide your legs, and multiply.
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word

Ok, your struggling with approaching women and you think good dirty pick up lines may be the answer?

The problem is, will dirty pick up lines work or will you insult her and make things worse?  I understand because I use to be in your shoes and I know how you feel.

In fact, I use to be really shy and was scared to death to approach a woman.  It was so bad that I could be sitting in a bar next to a pretty woman and would just sit there staring straight ahead because I didn’t know what to say or how to start a conversation with her.

So what is the answer?  Should you use dirty pick up lines? Or maybe cheesy pick up lines?  Or even funny pick up lines?

Fear not my friend, I have a secret – a secret that will have you striking up conversations with all the women you want at any time and any place.

And what is this secret?

The secret is this: pick up lines should not be used on the initial approach.  They simply don’t work.  So what is the best pick up line?

Simple – “Hi, my name is Bob”.  Sounds boring right?  Trust me, there is no magic 1 liner that will seduce a woman.  It just doesn’t work that way.

You need to establish credibility and come across as sincere and not desperate.  Now, I’m not saying dirty pick up lines should never be used.  In fact, they do have a time and place and they can be effective.

So what are some good dirty pick up lines?  Ok, here we go

- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?

- You know what would look good on you? … me

- Those jeans would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Now, when should you use dirty pick up lines?  After the initial approach when she lets her guard down.  This will accomplish 2 things.

1. Make her laugh (which is very important)

2. Create sexual tension and see how she responds.

So in summary, dirty pick up lines should not be used on the initial approach.  Politely introduce yourself and strike up a friendly non-threatening conversation.  As she gets comfortable with you and lets down her guard, throw in a tasteful pick up line and see how she responds.